BREAKING NEWS

One of the CSI teams have confinscated the mustaches for testing.

I think New York CSI... I'm not sure... which ever one has that dude with the glasses.

Meet Luigi x 3

Itchy

I just tried on the mustache. It was very itchy. I think I have a rash now.

Mystery Package

Remember this post? You should because it was like 3 posts ago! today Chad got a package in the mail. Postmarked from PA.

There were two things inside:


A LUIGI HAT



FAKE MUSTACHES!!!


We were both laughing pretty hard... and then got quiet... and then laughed... and then some nervous laughter.

We do hope this is someone we know.

Far Away by Ingrid Michaelson

I'm a copy cat... Lisa posted a vid of her favorite song...so I am too.

I did not make this video :) but I think this guy also has mad Paint Skills.

This is a song that I LOVE very much. I hope you enjoy it as well.

Just call DCFS... or whatever department the Church has to take away children who's mom's are dumb

you know what award I really should get

"Shizziest mother in the world"

for real.

so yesterday Dallen was assigned to give the spotlight in Primary. He was to bring 5 things to show what he likes and also something to show his favorite "book of mormon" hero.

So as we were running out the door I was like Barack Obama! ... Dallen has spotlight today!!! So I was like "Dallen go as fast as you can and grab 5 things that are your favorite things and show who you are."

Okay so I'm hoping he'd pick these kind of things a basketball to show that he likes sports, a book cause he likes to read, a favorite toy, a picture of his family, and maybe some art that he did at school to show how He LOVES school.

This is what he brings down.
Optimus Prime
Transformer Book
Optimus Prime Webkinz
Bumblebee
Barricade

and I was like Freak now everyone will just thinks he's obsessed with Transformers!!! which he is. but I don't want people to know that. they've got to know that I'm raising my kid to be well rounded in all areas. So I'm like "Dallen you can't bring Barricade and Bumblebee... you have to show other things too"

Seriously we are running out the door. So I grab a mac and cheese box that chad had made for the kids for lunch.

Then I run around to try to find his Book of Mormon story book that he loves so he can show his favorite book of mormon hero. I can't find it. we are going to be late!

I open my Primary manual... and there it sits... in a plastic sleeve. A picture of the savior blessing the nephite children.

Perfect!

Sitting in the car... I pick up the mac and cheese box.

See this Dallen this is one of your favorite food remember? (it really is)

So you can say "I love mac and cheese"

"See this picture Dallen this is a picture of the savior blessing the nephite children. Isn't this a cool picture." Show it to him.

"You can tell the kids that you love that Jesus blessed the nephite children k?"


Get to chuch...

I'm conducting Primary... I introduce Dallen as the spot light

My name is Dallen
I am 5
I like my frog
his name is optimus prime
I like my transformer book
I like brandon's toy (the big optimus prime he borrowed from our neighbor)
then I pull out the mac and cheese box
I like spiderman mac and cheese... its empty

okay little man we're almost there.

I pull out the picture
he looks at it...

he stands there...


"Dallen can you tell everyone about this picture?"

"Whats this picture about mommy?"

I look out to all the kids and teachers and smile...

"you know who it is... who is this?"
"Jesus"

"Yes!... and what is jesus doing?"

"I don't know. whats he doing mom?" oh kid you're killing me here.

"he's blessing the nephite children"

"oh!...he's blessing the nephite children"


So then I have him go sit down. my face is beet red. please take me from this misery. may a ligtening bolt strike me now.

I want to say He does have a favorite book of mormon story... he has several in fact. he loves when ammon chops off the dudes arms to protect the sheep, when Captain Moroni raises the flag of liberty (Dallen loves to give a thumbs up and say "good job moroni" and he loves the part when the antinephilehi's bury their weapons. We just couldn't find his book!

P.S. i am trying to start a new thing here... Barack Obama as an alternitve curse word... just go with it

P.S.S I really don't think I'm the shizziest mom in the world guys. I was just trying to be funny. So don't worry about trying to make me feel better :) oh chad could you bring home a dozen krispy kremes though?

I accept this award

Thanks Jen for this great award. I heard there was this thing out there in bloggy land called awards that friends bestowed upon one another but I thought it had gone away or something. And I was a little dissapointed you could say!

So thanks again Jen it really brightened my day... especially since 3 people will not go out with me. What! Thats okay just know that I know who you 3 are.

I'd like to pass on this award to Jill for making me a Heritage Maker account. Also to my sister Stephanie because I love her a whole lot and I miss her even more than that.

Tradition!

I feel a new tradition I would like to start on Friday's over here at Adventures in Atlanta...

If I had a hundred dollars that I could spend what would I buy??? I never have a hundred dollars that I could spend guilt free. I know its pretty sad... but when you are a young family sometimes its like "do I buy a new pair of shoes or does my daughter get diapers?" As you can see I'm a real selfless and caring person... seriously me and Angelina Jolie lives run parallel sometimes, because Kate always has a fresh clean diaper to put on.

So today Friday May 2, 2008 if I had a one hundred dollar bill this is what I'd buy.

from Piperlime.com

I'd get these bad boys



$50

I love how they are dip dyed a kinda cool gray into a black


from shade clothing

I'd get this really cool shirt




$32.50


That leaves me $17.50

which I'd go get a....


manicure

$10 and $3 for a tip

so that leaves $4.50

Diet Coke
and a couple of itunes!



Just so you know in this little fantasy shopping there is no tax. and no shipping fees if I buy online. k?


A BIG P.S.
I listened to this song by Marie Digby and thought it was good. it has nothing to do with any personal feelings or anything. (chad called and asked me if I was feeling a little blue after reading my post and listening to the song :)

I just want you all to know that I'm going to go take a nap.

Raisin Bran