All Aboard!

Good Morning Ya'll! Come ye fine gentile women and gents aboard Olde Savannah Trolley Tour. My name is Shellie and I'll be your driver and tour guide. We'll be touring one of the most beautiful cities of the south "Savannah". Also you'll be delighted to learn the history of the famous 2008 visit by our favorite patrons of the city Lisa and Shellie.



**Now how many of you are Nascar Fans? Come on ya'll raise your hands! Okay it looks like we have one fan. Do you know what Nascar stands for?
Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks! Ha Ha Ha! Oh stop being a such a tough crowd.
**Actual Joke told by our driver on our tour of Savannah

Here on our left you will see the Parking that is available in Savannah. Savannah is a very old city dating back to the 1700's. Back then people were midgies and didn't need very much room to move around so the streets are very narrow. Which only allows either no parking or parallel parking. So back on March 31st 2008 Shellie and Lisa drove around Savannah's streets looking for a parking space for about 15 minutes. Finally they saw one that looked pretty decent. And by decent we are talking enough space that a tank could park in. With about 15 cars behind her Shellie attempts to parallel park. She would back in and pull forward back into the street so many times that Lisa finally got out of the car to direct her into the spot. This is what should have happened:







This is an example of what it looked like:


They hurry and got out of the car and headed into the nearest store. After returning from shopping they tried to pull out once again into the street. Lisa once again (bless her heart) tried to direct Shellie into pulling into the street. Which due to the fact there was tons of room in front of her Shellie could have accomplished it in one simple move by pulling forward while turning her car to the left. Once again she proceded to pull into the street, get scared when she noticed a car coming, reverse back into her space, pull back into the street, get scared and reverse again. Until finally a lady parked in a handicap spot in front of her pulled into the street allowing enough room for Shellie to finally pull out safely.

*Interesting Fact--- For the rest of the trip Shellie almost hypervenilated even thinking about where they would park the car.


Now we will all stop for a potty break. Next on our tour we will visit the site where Lisa and Shellie fell in love with Matt Damon's younger and hotter twin.